This has got to be one of the worst spam emails I have ever gotten. The lack of consistency in their writing just makes me want to cry and laugh. Say what you will about con-artists and spammers, but if they take the time to write a strong message and trick me, fair play. This moron is far from doing that though.
Sent in from email@example.com
Attention Pls. (Already off to a terrible start, if I was anyone else I would have quit after seeing Pls)
I Know This Message Will Come to You as a Surprise as we have not met
before and because of a lot of activities going on in the internet
today. But I assure you that this is real. Please do welcome this letter
and help out as you finish reading.
(Yes It Really Is A Surprise You cant write consistently)
I am accountant Manager with Prime Bank in Republic of Togo. A national
of your country, who used to work with an oil servicing company here,
the late customer made a numbered time (fixed) deposited, valued at (USD
10.5 Million) in my branch.
(Okay, so a what is this Irish national’s name? I mean if you have a case to bring to me you should know that right?)
my proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand in as the
next of kin to deceased person for the fact that you have same
Nationality with him so that this money will not be reverted by the
I Want you to stand as the nearest person (next of Kin) to the deceased
customer for this claims/ release to you.
(So same nationality= Being allowed to conduct identity theft)
Upon Your Reply. I Will Give You Details on How the Business Will Be
Executed, and I hope that you will not expose or betray this trust and
confident that I am about to repose on you for mutual benefits of our
(Please just execute me for reading this)
I wait your response, Have a great day.
( K.T? I mean if you want to scam me, at least write a real name)